Toilet Coffee Mug
Make crappy coffee? There’s no better way to drink bad coffee than with this toilet mug. And since it holds 12 ounes of liquid, there’s plenty of room for all the foul-tasting sh*t you can add. This would make a great gift for a friend who makes notoriously awful coffee, or maybe a plumber as well.
According to the manufacturer, the toilet mug is not covered by warranty, so take careful not. My guess is that the ceramic material and shape of the mug make it more prone to breakage. It is dishwasher and microwave safe, however. I can think of no better way to indulge in a truly gross cup of Joe.